{"id":1358,"date":"2025-12-14T15:10:14","date_gmt":"2025-12-14T14:10:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gtel.team\/?p=1358"},"modified":"2025-12-14T15:13:52","modified_gmt":"2025-12-14T14:13:52","slug":"donnys-hairdressers-divorced-dentists-its-testday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gtel.team\/?p=1358","title":{"rendered":"Donny&#8217;s Hairdressers &amp; Divorced Dentists | It&#8217;s testday"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Welcome to\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/gtel.team\/?tag=donnys-hairdressers-divorced-dentists\" data-type=\"post_tag\" data-id=\"54\">Donny\u2019s Hairdressers &amp; Divorced Dentists<\/a>\u00a0\u2014 the newest racing series where mid-life crises meet questionable financial decisions.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">If you\u2019ve ever stared at your garage wondering which car best represents \u201crecently divorced but still optimistic,\u201d today is for you. This Sunday we\u2019re running\u00a0three 20-minute test races across three very different tracks, giving everyone a proper chance to figure out what works, what doesn\u2019t, and what absolutely belongs back in the bin.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The goal is simple: test cars and test their balance:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>MR2 capped at 257 BHP<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Audi gets the same power\u2026 plus 20 kg of emotional baggage<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>TVR and BMW stretch their legs at 616 PP<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>S2000 gets a minimum weight<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Miata? Straight to the bin. No appeal.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Nissan Fairlady \u201907 joins the party<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">See you on track. \u2702\ufe0f\ud83e\uddb7\ud83c\udfc1<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-background wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"background:linear-gradient(180deg,rgb(109,83,60) 0%,rgb(51,25,25) 100%)\">Check&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/calendar.google.com\/calendar\/embed?height=800&amp;wkst=2&amp;bgcolor=%23ffffff&amp;ctz=UTC&amp;hl=en&amp;showPrint=0&amp;showCalendars=0&amp;src=M2dpZGpyMXQyZ3EwNHNlMHF0czhzNzdmdDRAZ3JvdXAuY2FsZW5kYXIuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbQ&amp;color=%237986CB&amp;style=border-width:0&amp;width=1000&amp;height=800&amp;frameborder=0&amp;scrolling=no\">our calendar<\/a>&nbsp;for the practice and race times in your timezone. If you&#8217;re new to racing with us, make sure to read the <a href=\"https:\/\/gtel.team\/?page_id=232\" data-type=\"page\" data-id=\"232\">Drivers code of conduct<\/a>. <a href=\"https:\/\/gtel.team\/?page_id=609\" data-type=\"page\" data-id=\"609\">Rules and regulations<\/a> do apply and penalties will be issued if necessary.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Welcome to\u00a0Donny\u2019s Hairdressers &amp; Divorced Dentists\u00a0\u2014 the newest racing series where mid-life crises meet questionable financial decisions. If you\u2019ve ever stared at your garage wondering which car best represents \u201crecently divorced but still optimistic,\u201d today is for you. This Sunday we\u2019re running\u00a0three 20-minute test races across three very different tracks, giving everyone a proper chance [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1362,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[54,9],"class_list":["post-1358","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-announcements","tag-donnys-hairdressers-divorced-dentists","tag-gt-7"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gtel.team\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1358","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gtel.team\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gtel.team\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gtel.team\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gtel.team\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1358"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/gtel.team\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1358\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1359,"href":"https:\/\/gtel.team\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1358\/revisions\/1359"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gtel.team\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1362"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gtel.team\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1358"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gtel.team\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1358"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gtel.team\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1358"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}